The Trip "You've been a really good boy So here is what we'll do You can have a brand new toy Or, I'll take you to the zoo. Johnny paused his keypad Used to being admonished This offer from his dad Had left him quite astonished. To Chester Zoo they travelled Dad talked of birds and bees Which left young Johnny baffled "Can you explain it daddy please?" "Watch the animals son And the little things they do When they are having fun We humans do that too." The young boy watched with care He was always wide awake The monkeys and a bear A crocodile, a snake. Creatures that were hairy Some which made him laugh The tigers, they were scary And he loved the tall giraffe. When the day was almost finished Johnny knew what grown ups do "Don't look much fun to me dad Do I have to eat my poo?"