Paper

Post author By Hobbo
Post date 21st Oct 2020
12 Comments on Paper

Paper
The world is using less paper
Most of my books are on Kindle
This must be a good thing, right
As all of our rain-forests dwindle.

I don't even use any cash now
I pay everything credit card
But how do I wipe my bum though
This laptop's too rigid, too hard.

Tags credit card, paper, poem, toilet paper

By Hobbo

A contemporary poet with a Yorkshire sense of humour

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12 replies on “Paper”

🙈 I don’t really have the answer – definitely not the laptop! Maybe a brush soaked in vinegar like the Romans used to use? 😅

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ooh…that would sting!

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😅 congratulations, Hobbo: https://experimentsinfiction.com/2020/10/21/eif-poetry-challenge-7-the-results/

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Thank you Ingrid. I’m so pleased that the money I paid your judge wasn’t wasted! I’d be delighted to arbitrate next weeks challenge.

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Haha I thought only wine would do but I guess he bought some 🍷 great that you are happy to judge: I’m thinking of doing a Halloween special to be announced on Saturday, so I’d need the results a week on Friday: sound ok? 😀🎃😀

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Yeah that sounds good👍😎

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Fantastic-thank you 🦇

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You are very welcome👍

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Yep Ingrid, brush/vinegar combo works a treat. Need a soft brush and one of those stingless vinegars. (ask at health shop). I use one to clean my teeth. Good astringent.

Or if you wanna be au natural Hobbo use God’s grass from the garden. The soft variety. Stay clear of couch and kikuyu as used by the natives. For your posterior, not teeth…….

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