Paper

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Paper
The world is using less paper
Most of my books are on Kindle
This must be a good thing, right
As all of our rain-forests dwindle.

I don't even use any cash now
I pay everything credit card
But how do I wipe my bum though
This laptop's too rigid, too hard.

12 Comments on “Paper

  1. πŸ™ˆ I don’t really have the answer – definitely not the laptop! Maybe a brush soaked in vinegar like the Romans used to use? πŸ˜…

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  2. Yep Ingrid, brush/vinegar combo works a treat. Need a soft brush and one of those stingless vinegars. (ask at health shop). I use one to clean my teeth. Good astringent.

    Or if you wanna be au natural Hobbo use God’s grass from the garden. The soft variety. Stay clear of couch and kikuyu as used by the natives. For your posterior, not teeth…….

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