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The world is using less paper
Most of my books are on Kindle
This must be a good thing, right
As all of our rain-forests dwindle.

I don't even use any cash now
I pay everything credit card
But how do I wipe my bum though
This laptop's too rigid, too hard.

By Hobbo

A contemporary poet with a Yorkshire sense of humour

12 replies on “Paper”

Haha I thought only wine would do but I guess he bought some 🍷 great that you are happy to judge: I’m thinking of doing a Halloween special to be announced on Saturday, so I’d need the results a week on Friday: sound ok? 😀🎃😀

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Yep Ingrid, brush/vinegar combo works a treat. Need a soft brush and one of those stingless vinegars. (ask at health shop). I use one to clean my teeth. Good astringent.

Or if you wanna be au natural Hobbo use God’s grass from the garden. The soft variety. Stay clear of couch and kikuyu as used by the natives. For your posterior, not teeth…….

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