The flu jab

The Flu Jab

Oh, it's good to be alive
I'm really quite excited
At the age of sixty five
For my flu jab, I'm invited.

The nurse (Fat and gum-chewing)
Drew a target on my bum
Asked, "What do you think you're doing?"
Replied, "It's social distance chum."

My trembling arm she grabbed
And joked,"Don't worry matey
The last one that I stabbed
I scored the max, one eighty."

So, now I'm flu resistant
I should be feeling cool
But, Covid's more persistent
And I'm nobody's fool.

This one, from the health section was written after a recent visit to the doctor’s. I am pleased to say that I haven’t caught Covid yet.

Hobbo

………….You could be tempting fate Hobbo

2 Comments on “The flu jab”

1. You’d never believe me, would you, if I told you that my missus loves Baby Clinic… because she gets to stab ’em!

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   • Oh, but I would 😂😂

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