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Affection
You are the butter on my bread
The salt upon my chips
I'll love you till you're dead
Despite your dodgy hips.

And you're the sugar in my tea
The cream upon my pie
Though your undies smell of wee
I will love you till I die.

By Hobbo

A contemporary poet with a Yorkshire sense of humour

3 replies on “Affection”

Okay. Good work, but damn, man, couldn’t you have gone with soemthign else besides undies and wee? Scatology is okay and effective but geeze, I was romping along, enjoying the swatch out of it, then you made me step in shit. Clever, still, but augh! I can’t shake the olfactory image!

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