Me and Dauphy have done it again! Thanks Chel, we love your blog and your competitionshttps://chelowens.com/2020/11/13/winner-of-the-a-mused-poetry-contest-11-13-2020/
Friday the 13th is notoriously unlucky, a superstition held in Western cultures. Facing black cats, walking beneath ladders, or breaking a mirror; our poets bravely wrote to humor us despite a bit of bad luck.
One amongst them all rose to be the winning entry, and that was:
Oh Heck, by Hobbo
Seems like a case of bad luck to me
In agony, needs appendectomy
Flash of the blade
Incision is made
Surgeon thinks it’s a vasectomy.
Congratulations, Hobbo! You are the funniest poet for the week!
These poems were GREAT. I stifled snickers at midnight (the time I finally have to read over entries!) Hobbo’s elicited an unladylike snort; short, painfully funny, and definitely to the point.
I feel badly for all the poor luck had, but know you’ll enjoy reading the rest of the clever poems:
Thirteen Demons Sitting on the Wall, by Frank Hubeny
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