Things that I hate
Things that I hate
(To Favourite Things by Rodgers and Hammerstein)
People who litter, and yobbos who spit
Owners who thoughtlessly leave their dog's shit
Wet windy weather and trains running late
These are a few of the things that I hate.
The devious ways that the con man will scam
Reality stars who do not give a damn
Guys who know better but discriminate
These are a few of the things that I hate.
Telephone calls where you don't get to speak
Early hour visits to go for a leak
Food in the fridge that's beyond sell by date
These are a few of the things that I hate.
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling glad
I simply remember the things that I hate
And then I get really mad.
(Repeat)
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π€£ better try thinking of raindrops on roses instead…
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πAnd whiskers on kittens…
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Yup, I had Julie Andrews there singing along.
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Sounds like something I’d write!! π
Although you do a much better job my friend ππ€
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I hope you had a good singalong!
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Absolutely!! ππ€
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terrific stuff! a very clever take on the Julie Andrews saccharine sing along π
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Thanks!
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