Hobbo: I’m in the bad books today Dauphy.
Dauphy: Who with?
Hobbo: She who is never wrong.
Dauphy: Mrs Hobbo, what have you done this time?
Hobbo: I didn’t do anything.
Dauphy: Something you said again?
Hobbo: No I didn’t say anything.
Dauphy: So, it can’t be the way that you said it this time?
Hobbo: No, it’s what I was thinking.
Hobbo: That’s what she said.
Dauphy: Dangerous territory, thought police.
Hobbo: I know, and the scary thing is, she was right.
Hobbo: I wish I was a dog sometimes.
Dauphy: Don’t let Mrs Hobbo catch you thinking that, or you will be in trouble.
Hobbo: She already has!