Hobbo: Morning Dauphy.
Dauphy: Morning mate. I’ve been reading this blog by D.Wallace.Peach about something called muses. Are they a bit like mice?
Hobbo: No, a muse is someone or something that inspires artistic people. You are my muse.
Dauphy: You don’t paint pictures.
Hobbo: No, but I am a poet, and that’s artistic.
Hobbo: Muses are usually female, but it doesn’t have to be so. You inspire me, you can be my muse.
Dauphy: I’d rather be a labrador.
Hobbo: Sure, but you can still be my muse. By the way Dauphy, did you know that Harry Kane has never scored a goal on a Wednesday.
Dauphy: Wow, that is an amazing fact. Who’s Harry Kane?