Sir Billy Connolly

A better version of the previous post with a video that does the Big Yin justice!

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Sir Billy Connolly (The Big Yin)

Parkinson's cruelty
only equalled by
Connolly's genius.

Finished

Hobbo: That’s it Dauphy. We’ve finished. A new post for every page on the blog.

Dauphy: Er, I don’t want to disappoint you but…

Hobbo: But what?

Dauphy: You haven’t done a monologue!

Hobbo: Bugger. I forgot about those.

Dauphy: If we keep quiet, I don’t think anyone will notice!

Hobbo: You’re probably right. You’ve worked hard. Time for you to put your paws up.

Dauphy: Thanks, and a few extra treats maybe?

Hobbo: Okay, but not too many. Don’t want you getting fat!

Dauphy: But before you open that bottle of scotch you’ve got your eye on, let us both wish ALL our readers…

Hobbo and Dauphy: A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES! xx

The eve of what exactly?

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The eve of what exactly?

New year's Eve is symbolic
We should put on our glad rags and frolic
Though not anymore
We've been put in tier four
So, pity the poor alcoholic.

Tie the Covid 19 down

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This is for our Australian friends down under. It can be sung to the tune of ‘Tie me kangaroo down sport.’

Tie the Covid 19 down

We've got Covid 19, sport
We've got Covid 19
We've got Covid 19, sport
We've got Covid 19.

It's worse than any world war, sport
It's worse than any world war
It's worse than any world war, sport
Worse than any world war.

We've been put in tier four, sport
We've been put in tier four
We've been put in tier four, sport
We've been put in tier four.

We're gonna get a vaccine, sport
We're gonna get a vaccine
We're gonna get a vaccine sport
We're gonna get a vaccine.

So the virus is stuffed, sport
So the virus is stuffed
So the virus is stuffed, sport
So the virus is stuffed.

Then we will go on the beer, sport
Then we will go on the beer
Then we will go on the beer, sport
Then we will go on the beer.

Here's to twenty two one, sport
Here's to twenty two one
Here's to twenty two one sport
Here's to twenty two one.

Here's two fingers to you, Covid
Here's two fingers to you
Here's two fingers to you, Covid
Here's two fingers to you.

Hobbo: We had to search hard for this version!

Dauphy: Yep. The others were all by that Aussie called Ro…

Hobbo: That’s enough Dauphy. We don’t mention that name!

Dauphy: Why?

Hobbo: You’re too young…

The New Year

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The New Year

2020
unprecedented, disastrous
ruining, bereaving, shattering
health, businesses, economies, lives
collaborated, vaccinated, protected
hopeful, optimistic
2021

His Resolution

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His resolution

Prolific serial killer's resolve, is toast.

Sir Billy Connolly

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Sir Billy Connolly (The Big Yin)

Parkinson's cruelty
only equalled by
Connolly's genius.

Superwoman

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Superwoman

Simple Simon said
I'll teach you to fly
Jumped from twelve storeys high
And now she is dead.

New Covid Rules

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New Covid Rules

Snow White
is in Tier 4
and according
to the law
can only bubble
with one chappie
and he's a dwarf
but he is Happy!

Awkward Dog

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Awkward dog

A dog went for a walk on her lead
She detested being led
Characteristics of her breed
Or simply the way she'd been bred?
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