Hobbo: That’s it Dauphy. We’ve finished. A new post for every page on the blog.
Dauphy: Er, I don’t want to disappoint you but…
Hobbo: But what?
Dauphy: You haven’t done a monologue!
Hobbo: Bugger. I forgot about those.
Dauphy: If we keep quiet, I don’t think anyone will notice!
Hobbo: You’re probably right. You’ve worked hard. Time for you to put your paws up.
Dauphy: Thanks, and a few extra treats maybe?
Hobbo: Okay, but not too many. Don’t want you getting fat!
Dauphy: But before you open that bottle of scotch you’ve got your eye on, let us both wish ALL our readers…
Hobbo and Dauphy: A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES! xx