We kick off today’s marathon postings with a chat with the star of this blog, Dauphy.
Hobbo: My Covid test has come back negative.
Dauphy: Oh dear!
Hobbo: Oh dear?
Dauphy: You told me to always be positive!
Hobbo: But a test should be negative.
Dauphy: So negative is positive?
Hobbo: It is.
Dauphy: Are you sure?
Hobbo: I’m positive!
Dauphy: Positive! You said you were negative.
Hobbo: I am.
Dauphy: You are what?
Dauphy: And that’s positive?
Dauphy: Not negative?
Dauphy: So, should I still be positive?
Dauphy: But if I tested positive, that would be a negative?
Hobbo: It would.
Dauphy: So, I need to think positive, but be negative?
Hobbo: By Jingo Dauphy, I think you’ve got it.
Dauphy: Who’s Jingo?
Hobbo: Have you got it Dauphy, or not?
Dauphy: I have. I have.
Dauphy Don’t start……