Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Prime Minister Material
Prime Minister Material Bumbling Boris bungles Britain's biggest battle.
Dauphy: I like that Hobbo. I’ve been keeping an eye on America for you, like you asked?
Hobbo: And?
Dauphy: Well that Trump’s a greedy so and so!
Hobbo: What makes you say that?
Dauphy: Boats! What’s he want nearly twelve thousand boats for?
Hobbo: I think you’ll find that’s votes Dauphy, not boats.
Dauphy: Well who’s this Georgia woman anyway?
Hobbo: Here Dauphy, borrow these…
Hobbo leans down and passes Dauphy his old hearing aids. Dauphy puts them in.
Dauphy: Thanks. I can see much better now!
that Dauphy; this is little repartee is laugh aloud 🙂 🙂 🙂 what a gem! you’re both in top form !!
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😂😂 Thanks again John!
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btw I am committing this to my Commonplace Book right away 🙂
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😂 Thank you!
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I love picturing your unique writing partnership! Hope everything is ok when you are and that you and Mrs Hobbo are safe and well!
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😂We are both Tickety-Boo thank you, and Dauphy is snoring like a Victorian sawmill!
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🤣 always a healthy sign!
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Okay I started with a chuckle and ended 😂!!!
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😂😂😂
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Dauphy: we can fix ears somewhat. Have reasonable success with eyes. We have difficulty mending dysfunctional brains. That’s brains, Dauphy, not trains; we can fix trains. Brains, well, they either work or they don’t. Not that they think differently, that’s not the problem. The problem is the ones that don’t work, letting someone else tell them right from wrong. In Jaw-ja, and elsewhere in the US. Clutch will vouch for that. Dunno England. By the way, who’s this Boris guy?
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Hello Espie, thanks for getting in touch. Makes a change to speak to someone who can tell the difference between the monkey and the organ grinder! In fairness to Hobbo, those hearing aids he lent me, work a treat. I can hear Mrs Hobbo telling him off much better now. My canine brain is fine thanks, but I did have to google Jaw-ja! Boris is a scruffy blonde guy. Friend of your pal Trump. He annoys Hobbo somewhat and claims to have some sort of top job over here.
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Much more reasonable (and less x-rated) then mine but still gets the point across!! 😉🖤
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😂😂😂 And in fairness to you, I probably subconciously nicked your idea…….so thanks!
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🤣🤣 Happy to be of service my friend! 😉🖤
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