Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Affects less than 1 in 100
Affects less than 1 in 100 Eye pain or rainbow vision! Intermittent, blurring vision! Yellow eyes or yellow skin! Constipation! Vomiting! Drowsiness and sleepiness! Dizzyness or shakiness! Trouble with my flexion! Problems with erection! Weight loss! Weight gain! Blocked nose and bladder pain! Difficulties sleeping! Changes in my speaking! Hair loss! Milk loss! Telling folk to get lost! Tinnitus! Convulsions! Rashes or confusion! Numbness! Tingling! Fear of social mingling! Sensitive to sunlight! Wet bed! Is that right? Such a wide variety Has brought on my anxiety! Prescribed me by my doc These pills leave me in shock!
Dauphy: Victor Meldrew would have loved this one!
Hobbo: I know. Look at all these possible side effects. It’s ridiculous!
Dauphy: But it says, may affect 1 in 100, and you are one in a million!
Hobbo: Aww, thanks Dauphy, so are you! Have a biscuit.
Dauphy: Don’t mind if I do…
I hope they weren’t pills for anxiety 😂
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😂😂😂
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Yup, that about sums them up. My medical problems.
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Oh heck! If you have weight loss and weight gain, your weight must be bob on!😂
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Far as I’m concerned, it is 🤣
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😂
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Just reading the side effects sheet makes me feel ill. 🥴
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Me too! I usually read it about two months after I start taking anything. 😂😂
And it ALWAYS says, should not be taken with alcohol!😂😂😂
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😂😂 I never read them
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Very wise!
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If I did I’d never take them
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😂
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so many things can go wrong; it makes you almost swear off pills entirely 🙂 it’s good to have a chuckle about it though 🙂
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It sure is John. Happy to make you smile though!🙂
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Medical Poem!
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I suppose it is really!
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