Affects less than 1 in 100 Eye pain or rainbow vision! Intermittent, blurring vision! Yellow eyes or yellow skin! Constipation! Vomiting! Drowsiness and sleepiness! Dizzyness or shakiness! Trouble with my flexion! Problems with erection! Weight loss! Weight gain! Blocked nose and bladder pain! Difficulties sleeping! Changes in my speaking! Hair loss! Milk loss! Telling folk to get lost! Tinnitus! Convulsions! Rashes or confusion! Numbness! Tingling! Fear of social mingling! Sensitive to sunlight! Wet bed! Is that right? Such a wide variety Has brought on my anxiety! Prescribed me by my doc These pills leave me in shock!
Dauphy: Victor Meldrew would have loved this one!
Hobbo: I know. Look at all these possible side effects. It’s ridiculous!
Dauphy: But it says, may affect 1 in 100, and you are one in a million!
Hobbo: Aww, thanks Dauphy, so are you! Have a biscuit.
Dauphy: Don’t mind if I do…