Affects less than 1 in 100

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Affects less than 1 in 100

Eye pain or rainbow vision!
Intermittent, blurring vision!

Yellow eyes or yellow skin!
Constipation! Vomiting!

Drowsiness and sleepiness!
Dizzyness or shakiness!

Trouble with my flexion!
Problems with erection!

Weight loss! Weight gain!
Blocked nose and bladder pain!

Difficulties sleeping!
Changes in my speaking!

Hair loss! Milk loss!
Telling folk to get lost!

Tinnitus! Convulsions!
Rashes or confusion!

Numbness! Tingling!
Fear of social mingling!

Sensitive to sunlight!
Wet bed! Is that right?

Such a wide variety
Has brought on my anxiety!

Prescribed me by my doc
These pills leave me in shock!

Dauphy: Victor Meldrew would have loved this one!

Hobbo: I know. Look at all these possible side effects. It’s ridiculous!

Dauphy: But it says, may affect 1 in 100, and you are one in a million!

Hobbo: Aww, thanks Dauphy, so are you! Have a biscuit.

Dauphy: Don’t mind if I do…

16 Comments on “Affects less than 1 in 100

  1. Me too! I usually read it about two months after I start taking anything. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    And it ALWAYS says, should not be taken with alcohol!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. so many things can go wrong; it makes you almost swear off pills entirely πŸ™‚ it’s good to have a chuckle about it though πŸ™‚

    Like

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