Dauphy: I’ve been thinking!
Dauphy: This philophosy malarkey, I could quite get into that!
Hobbo: Philosophy, I think you mean philosophy!
Dauphy: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I’ve been doing a bit of philophowhatever myself and
Hobbo: And you’ve thought up a poem?
Dauphy: How did you know that?
Hobbo: Dauphy, how long have we been pals? Give it here, and I’ll type it up…..
(part one, Hobbo suspects)
To train a dog to
sit, you need a dog to train.
To teach a man to
fish, you need a man, a fish
and a flipping good chippy.