Dauphy: You like doing Ingrid’s EIF poetry challenge, don’t you?
Hobbo: Sometimes, yes. Why?
Dauphy: This week she is asking for tankas, so I’ve written one!
Hobbo: Are you sure? The rules are a bit complicated.
Dauphy; Here. Have a look.
Dauphy's Tanka They drive their tankas through the mud, tankety tank shoot the enemy. I'm not scared, I have a bomb boom boom boom, boom buddy boom!
Dauphy: What do you reckon?
Hobbo: I think you’ve been watching too many of those old Black Adder tapes….