Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
You’re having a laugh!
Men are often criticised for not talking openly about their health problems. Well, I had a discussion with a good friend of mine recently about just that. Consequently, he gave me an amazing piece of advice which, in the spirit of openness, I would like to share with our male readers. It is slightly embarrassing, but hey, that’s why we don’t discuss things isn’t it? Ladies of a delicate disposition need read no further, unless they too, have a partner of a certain age who has what can most tactfully be described as a dripping tap problem.
The advice is in rhyme, of course, but it does work. Dauphy is offering a free pack of ‘TENA Men’ pads to the first male reader who claims that it doesn’t.
Hobbo
You're having a laugh! A problem, I had I was losing my grip Visit the toilet Then, permanent drip, You're having a laugh! Come on, don't deny it. Urologist grinned Just try it, just try it. When you are finished before you re-dress Reach behind goolies Between your legs, press. It works every time Don't know why, don't know how And who really cares? I've got dry undies, now!
O h god, another bloody thing I have to look forward to!
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It’s called living life on the edge Pete!
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scarily, that’s what it feels like half the time 🤣
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😂life in the fast lane eh!
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I love your light-hearted approach to the ignominies us men are subject too 🙂
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😂 I have to laugh John, otherwise…
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I know 😦 I enjoy your light-hearted ditties; what did Monty Python say? ‘Always look on the bright side ‘ 🙂
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Great song, hilarious film😂😂
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LJB, one of tomorrow’s posts John…
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