You’re having a laugh!

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Men are often criticised for not talking openly about their health problems. Well, I had a discussion with a good friend of mine recently about just that. Consequently, he gave me an amazing piece of advice which, in the spirit of openness, I would like to share with our male readers. It is slightly embarrassing, but hey, that’s why we don’t discuss things isn’t it? Ladies of a delicate disposition need read no further, unless they too, have a partner of a certain age who has what can most tactfully be described as a dripping tap problem.

The advice is in rhyme, of course, but it does work. Dauphy is offering a free pack of ‘TENA Men’ pads to the first male reader who claims that it doesn’t.


You're having a laugh!

A problem, I had
I was losing my grip
Visit the toilet
Then, permanent drip,

You're having a laugh!
Come on, don't deny it.
Urologist grinned
Just try it, just try it.

When you are finished
before you re-dress
Reach behind goolies
Between your legs, press.

It works every time
Don't know why, don't know how
And who really cares?
I've got dry undies, now!

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