The apple of his eye
The apple of his eye
Adam, says Eve
Do you fancy an apple
And then if you're lucky
Maybe a grapple.
An apple, says Adam
Scratching his chin
What will God say
Won't we commit sin?
Eve shows her wares
To the shy Romeo
Cortland, Pink Lady
Jazz, Cameo.
Gala and Braeburn
Fuji, Jonagold
Cosmic and Empire
Envy, Gingergold.
Golden Delicious
Granny Smith
Red Delicious
Honey Crisp.
Newton Pippin
McIntosh
Cox's Pippin
Ruby Frost.
Tempting lady
And a looker
Adam wisely
Chose a cooker.
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related
Apple crumble?
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂Yep, Adam is certainly crumbling!
LikeLiked by 1 person
All these apples… I’ll take your word for it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Eve did!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I”m not sure I get it. Does cooker have two meanings? I once wrote a poem about apples. It was my only ever attempt at being sexy in my poetry. But I never thought to rhyme apple with grapple. Gosh darn it. 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
Sorry, I should’ve explained this. In UK cooker generally refers to a cooking apple. It can also be used as a lazy way to refer to a person (usually female) who does all the cooking!
LikeLike
Goodness me. OK. I got the reference to cooking apples. Oddly I didn’t get it as a reference to a person. I should have, though.
LikeLiked by 1 person
No. Pleased you raised it. Thank you.🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
no man should be subjected to such a torrent of temptation 🙂 I had no idea there were so many different varieties of apple; good one, Hobbo 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
I enjoyed researching this one!😂
LikeLike
that’s good, Hobbo: I do research on some posts too: it does add to the trustworthiness of posts !
LikeLiked by 1 person
And with the help of giggle, it’s much easier to research stuff these days!🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow that’s a whole lot of choices to sin by! I was a bit confused by the use of “grapple” so I looked it up. It also means to generically modify an apple, no wonder there are so many choices. However I did enjoy the humor of this.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wasn’t aware of the other meaning of grapple, so thank you for that!🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL…love it
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you!😂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Brilliant! 😁😉🖤
LikeLiked by 2 people
Thank you !!😂
LikeLiked by 2 people
You’re welcome 😁🖤
LikeLiked by 2 people
🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people