The ways of man
She was gorgeous, intelligent, kind
And he loved her with all of his heart
Likewise for her, though she soon changed her mind
The day when she first heard him fart.
I think it’s because they are on the edge of rudeness, and we all have them in common that people find them so funny. I bet the queen makes fart jokes with prince Philip.
Now there’s a thought…
No forget it, don’t want to destroy my chance of a knighthood.π
I feel Prince Philip might easily be one for some flatulence repartee. He has that twinkle in his eye. π Imagine being married for as long as those two have and how repressed they have to be in public. They must really get raucous in private, I imagine.
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LOL.
I was curious whether there’d be a punchline.
and there it was! π π π
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Thanks! I like to make you chuckleπ
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those farts: there’s no way around them, Hobbo: they blow into our lives and our poems π
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I think it’s because they are on the edge of rudeness, and we all have them in common that people find them so funny. I bet the queen makes fart jokes with prince Philip.
Now there’s a thought…
No forget it, don’t want to destroy my chance of a knighthood.π
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I feel Prince Philip might easily be one for some flatulence repartee. He has that twinkle in his eye. π Imagine being married for as long as those two have and how repressed they have to be in public. They must really get raucous in private, I imagine.
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Hehe. I’m sure you are right. It would make a great sketch, wouldn’t it!
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LOL π π π
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‘when she first heard him fart’ – what about the smell?!!!
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Yorkshire ones don’t!π
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Dauphy!
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Ha ha! π
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The winds of change π¬οΈ
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Hehe! Very good!
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