Dauphy: Valentines Day on Sunday.
Hobbo: I’ve not got you anything. I’ve told you, it’s a commercial rip off.
Dauphy: What about Mrs Hobbo?
Hobbo: She knows where I stand on the matter.
Dauphy: Not even extra treats?
Hobbo: Wait and see.
Dauphy: I might write you a poem!
Hobbo: That would be nice. I’ll look forward to it.
Dauphy: You look a bit stressed this morning. I’ve written a little ditty to cheer you up.
Hobbo: Take it away…
Dauphy's snail poem The cute little snail Leaves snot in his trail Wherever he goes So please wipe his nose.
Dauphy: What do you think?
Hobbo: It’s a bit juvenile.
Dauphy: I am a dog remember…