Love is…

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Love is...

Putting the bins out when it's not your turn.
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Apologising before you fart.
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Pretending to listen when you haven't a clue what she is talking about.
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Waiting until she leaves the room before picking your nose.
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Letting her clean the toilet, even though you would love to do it.
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Not forgetting her birthday more than once a year.
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Buying her petrol station flowers for the thrill of hearing her say,"What are these for?"
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Letting her watch the football, rather than a sloppy film.
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Getting her a fish supper on your way home from the pub.
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Sleeping fully clothed in the bath, so you don't have to wake her.

25 Comments on “Love is…

  1. This was delightful, a tea-(coffee)cup snorter! Dude, you need to get back on your meds. Absolutely well done. And so wonderfully romantic.

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  2. Hehe, so many generous definitions of love. I giggled, but I think this list might need to be a required conversation/arrangement before two people cohabitate.

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