Love is…
Love is...
Putting the bins out when it's not your turn.
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Apologising before you fart.
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Pretending to listen when you haven't a clue what she is talking about.
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Waiting until she leaves the room before picking your nose.
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Letting her clean the toilet, even though you would love to do it.
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Not forgetting her birthday more than once a year.
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Buying her petrol station flowers for the thrill of hearing her say,"What are these for?"
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Letting her watch the football, rather than a sloppy film.
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Getting her a fish supper on your way home from the pub.
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Sleeping fully clothed in the bath, so you don't have to wake her.
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Excellent, but I hope you are on a diet, because some of these may put your lunch and/or dinner in jeopardy ….
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Haha! I rather think that I will be on the jam butties again!
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😆😆😆
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🙂
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Very romantic!
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Never let it be said Ingrid that Yorkshiremen are not romantic!
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I would never say such a thing!
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Good to hear!
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Ahaha, this is too good lol
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Aw. I’m glad you like it. I nearly didn’t post this one!
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This was delightful, a tea-(coffee)cup snorter! Dude, you need to get back on your meds. Absolutely well done. And so wonderfully romantic.
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Romantic in a Yorksher way, I feel. Don’t worry, Dauphy has me back on the meds!
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Oy….😂😂
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🙂
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Lovely lines❤️❤️
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🧡Thank you!
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Hehe, so many generous definitions of love. I giggled, but I think this list might need to be a required conversation/arrangement before two people cohabitate.
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Hehe! The list is a result of negotiation and compromise over the years!
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You’ve reached heights I never knew possible. Good job to you both!
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😂😂
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guilty as charged.
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haha!
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good one, Hobbo; loving and funny 🙂
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Thank you!
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