The philanderer

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The philanderer

For the price of ten fags and a beer
The sailor had caught gonorrhea
When his wife made advances
He didn't take chances
He told her he'd got diarrhoea.

23 Comments on “The philanderer

  1. The wife was quiet clever, smelled through his bullshit,
    fixed him a breakfast that
    would clear it up. 😬🀫🀭

    Liked by 2 people

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