Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Last Orders Please
Last Orders Please Near and far Ting went the bell To call last orders. What's that smell? In the UK a bell is traditionally rung, and last orders called before a bar is shut.
Don’t get it. Sorry. Daft reader moment.
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Read the first two lines aloud…
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Huh???
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Just say the first and second lines together. My daft sense of humour!
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do they still have that? The last time I was up at 11pm, I was waiting for my breakfast.
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😂 Breakfast at 11pm! There’s an idea to float past Mrs H.
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I went to college in Cardiff. There was a street there we used to call Chippy Street because we would all pile there after the pubs shut.
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Funny how beer always makes you hungry!
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Oh dear. Far Ting. Can’t believe I missed it. 😆😆.
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My infantile sense of humour. Sorry!
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Oy….So did I! 🤦♀️
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I didn’t get it either; so I read the comments to see if someone ‘got it’; I wasn’t the only one; thankfully all was explained 🙂 I don’t feel such a dill now 🙂
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Just my silly sense of humour! 😂
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you can’t win ’em all, Hobbo 🙂
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Every other one is good enough for me! 😂
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Ah, let freedom ring! Can they ring them soon here in DE? It’s been so long since I’ve had a frothy one at the Biergarten, and just let the afternoon fade away in conversation.
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Ooh that afternoon at the beer garden sounds such a deliciously decadent way to waste time.🙂
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Too, Hobbo, and Dauphy is most welcome, as long as he can stand the Umpah band.
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We like a bit of Umpah, don’t we Dauphy!
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Tops! I can’t text talk….stopping my trying now.
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Lol..l had to read it twice and aloud to get it… brilliant! 😆
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😂Thank you. I’m glad someone out there is on my same childish wavelength! 😂
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