This is the baby
This is the baby
This is the baby, all alone
With a tenuous claim to the UK throne.
This is the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous claim to the UK throne.
Here's the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous claim to the UK throne.
This is the chat, which caused a spat
With the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous claim to the UK throne.
These are the press, who made a mess
Reporting the chat, which caused a spat
With the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous link to the UK throne.
This is the news, that airs its views
About the press, who made a mess
Reporting the chat, which caused a spat
With the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous link to the UK throne.
This is the palace, that's been called callous
About the news, that airs its views
About the press, who made a mess
Reporting the chat, which caused a spat
With the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous claim to the UK throne.
This is the child, who is now reconciled
With the palace, that's been called callous
About the news, that airs its views
About the press, who made a mess
Reporting the chat, which caused a spat
With the famous star, in a fancy car
Who married the royal, dubbed disloyal
Who fathered the baby, all alone
With a tenuous link to the UK throne.
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Such a clever summation of the current flap in verse. Nicely penned!
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Thank you. Tried to steer a middle line on this one, and not criticise either party. 🙂
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You succeeded in that task. Well done.
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ingenuous surely, and clever to boot, but I ain’t touching the “Royal” controversy for love nor money.
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You will have noticed that I tried to steer a central path!
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No accusations in this, except maybe the press, who really started the mess.
This no less has anything to
Do with me no less.
Nicely done Mr. H. 👑 you the king of tactful finesse 😁
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Thank you. Tactful finesse, I’ll tell Dauphy. He’ll be really pleased!
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My goodness; so clever. This is the house that many tried to un-build…
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Thanks Chel. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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That really is a clever poem. Loved it.
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Thank you Vinny!
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