Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
The Gift
The Gift I bought my wife some bath bombs An anniversary gift, Should have stuck to flowers, She turned her nose up, sniffed. She ran her bath that evening, Romantically she sang. As she shut the door behind her, I waited for the bang. Not a sausage, not a whimper, They'd sold me bath bomb duds. I'm going back tomorrow For a refund on my goods. Thanks to Mr Bump for inspiring this one!
Hobbo's Poems 
That’s funny, that image even looks like her (in my dreams)
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂 we must share the same dream!
LikeLiked by 1 person
a fun piece: nothing worse than ‘a bath bomb dud’ 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
Kapow!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂
LikeLike
hahaha
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
No bang for yer buck…shame!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Duds in the suds eh!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You evil dude. It snuck up on me what your man was waiting for. Clever.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Mr bump gave me the idea!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha! I hadn’t thought of how they’re a misnomer!
LikeLike
😂 Misnomer! There’s an idea!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Really fun. Luckily we only have a shower so I should be able to avoid this trap.
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂 Pleased to hear it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha! Nice twist there
LikeLiked by 1 person
😂 Thank you!
LikeLike
Brilliant! Very funny. Yeah stick to flowers or even plants. Poison ivy is good…..
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you. Deadly nightshade also popular!
LikeLike