Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Hairdressing
Hairdressing
My lockdown locks are really, truly
Wild, disheveled, long, unruly.
Scruffy, fluffy, dizzy, frizzy,
In the way when I am busy.
Hairdressing, classed non-essential,
Even Barnets presidential
Are growing, flowing, running wild,
Awkward as a naughty child.
What I'd give to have it cut
Smart again, so I could strut
Down the high street, head held high,
Bien coiffé, a butterfly.
Bien coiffé, well groomed hair
Barnet, UK slang for hair
But the hirsutes you!
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very witty!
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The hairdressers are open here – obviously grooming is considered essential in Slovenia!
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Not Slovenly like us then! 😂
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Sloviously not 🤣🤦🏽♀️
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😂
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Bit the bullet months ago. Ordered a pair of quality clippers. Boss has a go every two weeks. She’s getting pretty good at it. Not perfect yet, but neither is anything else I got going. Nice peometry.
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You’re lucky! Mrs H made a right Barnes Wallace of mine. Made me look like an SS stormtrooper! She is banished forever from the clippers..
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Hair raising poem! 😄💙
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😂
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