In his wishes, Vinny's missus
Lets him play out, catching fishes.
Not for him the cluck it, pluck it,
Finger lickin' bargain bucket.
While he's on the River Ouse
His missus rings Deliveroo's.
Checks out Chinese for her daughter
Orders more than what she oughtta.
Fish and chips, tortilla teasers,
Salad dips and spicy pizzas.
Vinny's mini's home for supper
Annie's plans he tries to scupper.
Not for him the angler's boasting
All he wants is cheesy toasties.
Wherein she turns, and out she swishes
And Vin, he learns, to do the dishes.