Best of friends

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Best of friends

Me, and a baritone gnome 
Live in our home, all alone. 
With no water, and no telephone 
We must shower using eau de cologne. 

And once all the perfume has gone, 
He will burst forth and sing me a song, 
He was taught by an ugly duck swan 
Wearing laddered red tights and a thong.

18 Comments on “Best of friends

  1. Oh Mr. H, you’re funny bone has got the best of you today (a foray into odd pairs) I must say, for our amusement. πŸ˜…

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    • Now I understand. I thought for a moment (just a moment) that you had a problem with the gay couple in the photo. Then I thought, don’t be stupid, he wouldn’t be that narrow minded! Sorry!πŸ™‚

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      • Thought not. It is something I need to challenge, because my son who lives in Melbourne is gay, so my antennae are super-sensitive to anything vaguely homophobic! πŸ™‚

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