Entre Nous

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Entre nous 

I thought she was the one, 
But now she's on the run. 
I loved her from afar 
Until she stole that car. 
She's left me, entre nous, 
Returned my billet-doux.  

I felt love, at first sight 
The night I saw her fight.
 The six pack on her belly, 
Reduced my legs to jelly. 
She's left me, entre nous,
 Returned my billet-doux. 

She's got the kind of looks, 
You find in horror books. 
More scars than Al Capone, 
She's what they call big-boned. 
She's left me, entre nous, 
Returned my billet-doux.  

Her breath could floor a bear,  
You ought to hear her swear. 
Van Damme thinks she is scary, 
But only cos she's hairy. 
She's left me, entre nous, 
Returned my billet-doux.  

I see the girl beneath, 
Who cares if she's no teeth? 
Our love was pure, symbolic 
A shame she's alcoholic. 
She's left me, entre nous, 
Returned my billet-doux.

 She's going to be a loss, 
Though she gave, not a toss. 
How will I replace this wino? 
I'll have to buy a rhino. 
She's left me entre nous, 
Returned my billet-doux. 


Entre nous:  Between us Billet-doux:  Love letters

10 Comments on “Entre Nous

  1. It’s quite a picture you build! From delicate love to hirsute, halitosis, big, mean, toothless, alcoholic… i guess it goes to show that a) love is the most important thing and b) rhinos are pretty cool.

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  2. Quite the personality (a rhino of a woman). Hard nosed and tough skinned, loved her beer and didn’t care what others thought, yet he loved her. 😁

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