Entre Nous
Entre nous
I thought she was the one,
But now she's on the run.
I loved her from afar
Until she stole that car.
She's left me, entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
I felt love, at first sight
The night I saw her fight.
The six pack on her belly,
Reduced my legs to jelly.
She's left me, entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
She's got the kind of looks,
You find in horror books.
More scars than Al Capone,
She's what they call big-boned.
She's left me, entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
Her breath could floor a bear,
You ought to hear her swear.
Van Damme thinks she is scary,
But only cos she's hairy.
She's left me, entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
I see the girl beneath,
Who cares if she's no teeth?
Our love was pure, symbolic
A shame she's alcoholic.
She's left me, entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
She's going to be a loss,
Though she gave, not a toss.
How will I replace this wino?
I'll have to buy a rhino.
She's left me entre nous,
Returned my billet-doux.
Entre nous: Between us Billet-doux: Love letters
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It’s quite a picture you build! From delicate love to hirsute, halitosis, big, mean, toothless, alcoholic… i guess it goes to show that a) love is the most important thing and b) rhinos are pretty cool.
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😂You know what they say about beauty being in the eye of the beholder!
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Indeed! I think charisma is too. I have been pondering charisma a lot lately.
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Charisma is a strange thing isn’t it? Difficult to define, but very tangible if you are in the presence of a truly charismatic person.
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I recognise the mark of Dauphy in this one! ‘Her breath could floor a bear’ 😂😂😳
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😂 That old romance keeps raising it’s head!
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Quite the personality (a rhino of a woman). Hard nosed and tough skinned, loved her beer and didn’t care what others thought, yet he loved her. 😁
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😂That’s true love for you, seeing beyond the faults!
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Ha! I think you threw out the subtlety with the rhino….
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😂 Darn, and I did try to keep it subtle!
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