Here we go again
Here we go again
You used to talk to me, and bring me flowers.
You would listen. We'd make love for hours.
Hours, who you kidding. I could soft boil the eggs.
It's a bit of a turn-off, your fat hairy legs.
How can you talk, with all that up your nose.
It helps hide the stink of the smoke on your clothes.
What bloody cheek, you smell like the cat.
You moody old mare, you vicious old bat.
Listen at old Mr Grumpy himself.
Cheeky sod, go take a look at yourself.
Well, another love filled end to the year.
Oops I forgot. Happy Anniversary, my dear.
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You’re excelling yourself with these love poems! Perhaps you should try another sonnet…
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Thanks! I might, but I find the rhyming pattern of sonnets off putting.
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But you often write rhyming poetry?
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True. It’s the rhyming scheme abbaabbacdecde where the rhyme is remote from it’s partner. I can never get it to sound right in my head. A bit difficult to explain.
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Ok I will stop pressuring you about sonnets 😅
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Thank you! Now the pressure is off, I’ll probably write one!
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🤣
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Nicely done!
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Thank you!
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I suspect you are already in trouble.
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Aren’t I always!
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riotous fun, Hobbo; this one really works 🙂
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Thank you!
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It was our anniversary on Sunday, I might retrospectively delight my better half with your ditty…. 😆
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She will be thrilled, I’m sure!
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If you don’t get any likes or comments from me for the next few weeks you’ll know she wasn’t… 😉
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Hahaha!
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I think it’s amazing how much arguing and hurling insults serves to bind some people.
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Some couples seem to thrive on it!
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A modern day ‘Fairytale of New York’ right here – love it! 😂🖤
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Thanks, and that is a brilliant song.
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👍🖤
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Ah, the witty banter of mature love. Spring is in the air, and it’s perfect couplets here. Great poem. Huge smile now.
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Thank you Karen, much appreciated.
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