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A gleaming red Ferrari, 
His very favourite car he 
Paused, till it slowed down and stopped, 
Then swooped, and he pooped and he plopped.

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  1. I’ve had this happen to my car recently — in fact, I posted the incident with photo — so I have some sympathy for the ferrari driver; though I also appreciate the snappy humor of the poem πŸ™‚

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      • Can I offer some constructive feedback? “” is wonderful clickbait, but I think it’s the wrong title for this poem. It gave me the impression that I was going to read some pigeon erotica and thus, the ending doesn’t have quite as much impact, although it still works well. “Brand New Red Ferrari”, “Ferrari at the Car Wash” or even, to borrow from Prince, “Little Red Corvette” as a title, would really make that a punchy plot twist!

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      • πŸ˜‚ Pigeon erotica! The title was a skit at, but I take on board your comments and I like your titles! Thanks.


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