Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Networking
Networking
In order to get work
She rang round her network
Who only had pet work,
Considered too wet work.
What use those contacts
Who gave her the wrong facts,
As much use as tin tacks
in a tubful of floor wax.
Yay! 🥂. That gives me an excuse not to “mingle” at social functions! Maybe my inner wall flower always knew networking was over rated.
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I used to hate so called networking at work.
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Me too. It occurred to me after posting that “inner wall flower” was incorrect. I am fully wall flower. 🙂. Wall to wall, as it were.
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Wall to wall flower, brilliant! 🤣
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Networking is often not working…
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Very true, it sucks!
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Doesn’t that require a worm and a fishing pole?
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Of course!
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😁
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love the sharp snicker of the last two lines 🙂
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