Goldilocks, the true story

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 Goldilocks, the true story. 

Despite being quiet as a mouse, 
Goldilocks was caught in the house 
Of three bears, who took a dim view, 
And phoned for a policeman, or two. 
The Sergeant said,"Burglary miss, 
I think you'll get porridge for this." 

Porridge: UK slang for a prison sentence

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