A slippery customer
A snake, of a loving compunction,
Was served, by his wife, an injunction.
She wanted divorce,
Stating reasons because,
Her male had a reptile dysfunction.
That little snake reminds me of a little chap a friend of mine took as a pet in China. I found it fascinating how absolutely innate my fear of this tiny creature was. I knew he wasn’t venomous, I knew he was tiny. But if he opened his mouth, my heart always hammered and I always leapt back in fright.
heehee
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😂😂👍
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🤣🖤
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Very funny word play
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Thank you Debi!
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LOL!
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That little snake reminds me of a little chap a friend of mine took as a pet in China. I found it fascinating how absolutely innate my fear of this tiny creature was. I knew he wasn’t venomous, I knew he was tiny. But if he opened his mouth, my heart always hammered and I always leapt back in fright.
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It’s funny the effect they have, and yet some people love them!
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I am in awe of them. But I can’t ignore my inbuilt fear.
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Of course not!
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Cheeky and absurdly clever.
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Thank you!
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Ha! Nothing slithers past her!
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Haha!
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Oh my. Hilarious, Hobbo.
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Why, thank you!
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