Electioneering

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 Electioneering 

Every single 
Candidate 
Has promised 
To clean the streets, 
Eradicate dog shit, 
Employ more police 
and 
Spend my money wisely. 

The first one 
To stop bullshitting, 
Tell the truth 
And not treat me 
Like a child, 
Will get my vote. 

18 Comments on “Electioneering

  1. If everyone voted only for honest candidates in politics or abstained otherwise, turnout would be so small we wouldn’t even have to bother with elections…

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      • Dauphy could help. Okay. Not in England. How about over here? Immigration seems to be a cakewalk, shouldn’t take long. Have to work first to amend so non-natural citizens can be Prez. Doable, I think. Obviously as standards are, um, ah, relaxing, yeah, that’s it, “relaxing.” Gotta warn you, we ain’t got no queen. Well, not any more. Bit of culture shock, maybe, but I think you can pull it off. What say?

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      • I must admit, I am tempted. That Casa Blanca place looks pretty cool. Relaxing standards would suit me and Dauphy. Might have to stop blogging and start tweeting though!

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