Hobbo: After today, there won’t be any posts for a week or so.
Dauphy: Why not?
Hobbo: We are going on holiday.
Dauphy: Can I come?
Hobbo: Of course, you always do!
Dauphy: Not always. You left me with a dog sitter once, remember?
Hobbo: I do. You disgraced yourself with that dalmatian!
Dauphy: It was love at first sniff…