Mrs H saves the day

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Mrs H saves the day

Wetherspoon's at Redcar,
A pint of Guinness please,
A red wine for the missus,
And pie with chips, no peas.

Get shakes and spill my beer
It slops upon the floor,
Mrs H discreetly,
Hands to me a straw.

Sucking, without spilling
Negates the need to pour,
My missus is a genius,
Wish I'd thought of this before.

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