Toilet Etiquette
Toilet Etiquette
When travelling abroad
And in need of a loo,
It's not always easy
To know what to do.
You may want a Thomas,
A little Tom Tit,
In industrial language,
You just need a shit.
You could ask for a pony,
A pony and trap,
Or say out upfront,
You're in need of a crap.
What number is it,
A one, or a two,
Are you bursting to piss,
Or only to poo?
Then there's the room,
Do you ask for the dunny?
The little boy's room
Attracts looks that are funny.
I need the bathroom,
Why, are you mucky?
I'm searching the ladies,
You should be lucky!
Where are the gents,
Why, are you gay?
Can I use the rest room,
If you're tired, you may.
Could I powder my nose,
May well seal your fate,
By the time that's translated,
It may be too late!
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Excellent 😂😂
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😂👍 Thank you Mr G!
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😂😂. Throne room? In Indonesian it literally translates as “the little room”. So we translated that into Scottish and call it “the wee room”.
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🤣 Very appropriate!
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Who would have thought it could be so confusing?
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Indeed!
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Or spend a penny!!
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🤣 I forgot that one!
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😂
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🤨 where is the “restroom”
Are you going to crap or take a nap? 😬
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🤣🤣
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If you’ve got one on deck, and your short on your time, best to bring your own loo and avoid public grime. 🙂 Great potty poem, Hobbo.
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🤣 Hehehe. Thanks!
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If you’ve got one on deck, and your short on your time, best to bring your own loo and avoid public grime.
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🤣🤣 Love it!
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