Dauphy: Good morning!
Hobbo: Morning Dauphy, you’ve not been on for a while.
Dauphy: No, I am going into semi-retirement.
Hobbo: Very wise at your age. The readers will miss you though.
Dauphy: I’ve written another for our blog.
Hobbo: Let’s hear it then….
Sacked (by Dauphy) She asked her dog to give her paws, He passed her the remote, "You fool," she said,"I don't mean pause, Get out, go get your coat."