Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Mutual Attraction
Mutual Attraction
Wes, was the son of a gun,
Annie Oakley, a chip of the block,
He discovered that wood can be fun,
And she proved she could handle his stock.
And she rifled through his drawers and said “would you like to dance?” And he said “Wooden I?!” Sorry that’s a partial steal from another Dad joke. Terribly non PC but it comes out okay here.
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🤣🤣 I thought it was gonna be the dad joke version of Chris Montez’s ‘Let’s dance,’
Hey baby won’t you take a chance,
Stick your hand down my underpants,
And let’s dance…!
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Well maybe the underpants were in the drawers… who knows?! 😀 😀
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