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If there was but one
girl left on the earth,
I might choose you hon,
for what you are worth.

If I had a heart
I wore on my sleeve,
that wouldn't be smart,
it would ruin the weave.

If I were to dream,
it might be of you,
your grey hair unkempt,
and breath like dog poo!

If I were to woo
the girl of my dreams,
not sure if you'd do,
we're on different teams.

If I had a soul,
then you could be my date,
my lick of the bowl,
my sexy soul mate.

What I'm trying to say,
please don't break my heart,
or I'll go to the pub
and get pissed as a fart.

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