Why I love you…

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Why I love you...

You have the grace of a dumper truck,
The courage of a mouse,
The looks of a duck billed platypus
And the allure of a louse.

You show the kindness of a sociopath,
The morals of a whore, 
The discernment of a virus,
But the wit of a shit house door!

21 Comments on “Why I love you…

  1. My father, bless him (he’s been gone for decades now), thought that “duck billed platypus” was the funniest combination of words ever strung together. I never disagreed with my father.

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