Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Church attendance
Church attendance
I don't go to church on Sundays,
I like to think God needs a rest,
I'd ring for a chat sometime, Mondays,
But, don't want him to think I'm a pest.
So considerate, but between you and me, Tuesday afternoons is best. 😉
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Quieter then, I expect.🙂
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clever; a nice little case of casuistry 🙂
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Casuistry – had to look that one up!!! What a word!
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I had to look up the definition: sophistry. 😂
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Me too! 😂
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And me!
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😂 Thank you, after looking the word up I can accept that as a compliment!
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It pays to have God’s calendar synched on your phone. Is there an app for that? 🙂. Imagine if you could book a time for a chat with God? Hobbo, I reckon this could be the deposit on your new place!! 😉
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What would we call it? GodChat? FaceMaker? WhatsPew? InstaPrayer?
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Lol. WhatsPew sounds a bit sickly. I am just reading my kids a book called The Tanglewoods’ Secret by Patricia M. St John. Turns out it’s quite religious. Heidi took me by surprise in the same way. But these books make belief in God sound beautiful. I feel almost guilty for thinking of a God app. Ah well. If you don’t believe in Hell it’s hard to be scared into good behaviour.
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I do sometimes wonder if the very concepts of Heaven, Hell, God and the Devil were invented to keep people in their place.😒🧡
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Absolutely. I have held that… supcon for some time and I think I will until the beans are all gone. 😉
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😂👍
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I ring, and hear “Sorry, all of our lines are busy.” Oh, wait … that’s DVLA. 😂
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🤣 Same company, different departments. Depends if you need a driving licence or a living licence. 🙂
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Clever.
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🙂
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