Church attendance

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Church attendance

I don't go to church on Sundays,
I like to think God needs a rest,
I'd ring for a chat sometime, Mondays,
But, don't want him to think I'm a pest.

18 Comments on “Church attendance

  1. It pays to have God’s calendar synched on your phone. Is there an app for that? πŸ™‚. Imagine if you could book a time for a chat with God? Hobbo, I reckon this could be the deposit on your new place!! πŸ˜‰

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      • Lol. WhatsPew sounds a bit sickly. I am just reading my kids a book called The Tanglewoods’ Secret by Patricia M. St John. Turns out it’s quite religious. Heidi took me by surprise in the same way. But these books make belief in God sound beautiful. I feel almost guilty for thinking of a God app. Ah well. If you don’t believe in Hell it’s hard to be scared into good behaviour.

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      • I do sometimes wonder if the very concepts of Heaven, Hell, God and the Devil were invented to keep people in their place.πŸ˜’πŸ§‘

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