Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
The hair
The Hair I've located a hair, on my chest, A hair! On my chest! Well, I'm blessed. Perhaps, I'm becoming a hunk Or, maybe my prospects are sunk. It could be, this hair on my chest Means that, I have gone well past my best Sell by date, which, according to God, Means it's time to sleep under a sod.
Hobbo's Poems 
If I have lots of hair on my chest, does that mean I have lots of terminal illnesses?
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No David, it means that your a hunk, whereas I, my friend am a medical disaster 🤣🤣.
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because of one hair? 😱
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🤣🤣
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So funny 🤣 . Seems age makes hair stop growing in places you like it and starts in places you don’t want it to.
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Thanks Ulle, and very true.😂
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it’s hairs appearing out of your nostrils that are a bother 🙂
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Dead right! They don’t half hurt when you pull them out!🙂
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😂😂 Gosh. That’s melodramatic! One hair causing such musings! I have a hair on my right upper arm that grows and grows like a head hair. Maybe that means my grandma ate a beansprout when she was 6!!! Damn. Can’t believe I never asked her.
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🤣🤣 Such serious questions require answers!
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No way, dear friend. A hair on the chest ne’er offends. It’s a strand of golden luck, just be sure to leave it unplucked. 😉
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😂 I shall leave it then. Mrs H calls it Tony, because it’s tony one I’ve got!😊
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😂 drat those misplaced hairs!
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😂They are pesky, Misky!
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