Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
A personal problem
A personal problem
The optician told me
That I have floaters!
Toilet problems are private
And no one likes gloaters!
A personal problem
The optician told me
That I have floaters!
Toilet problems are private
And no one likes gloaters!
Hobbo's Poems 
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haha; when I complained to an optometrist that I have floaters, he said, everyone does; get over it —
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😂 More fibre. 😉 Gotta eat your bran.
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🤣🙈 Oh, Worms!
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They call me Dr Worm. I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm. (They Might Be Giants)
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Ha! They told me I had a sty; I thought that’s where the piggies lie.
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🤣 and my lazy eye matches the rest of me!
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😂😂😂 too funny.
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You clever man with such a twisted mind. I can just see the twinkle in your eyes. (Not to be confused with any kind of floater.)
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Thank you Espie, good to hear from you again. I hope all is well Chez Wilcen.
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Slices of life here – good pie, some not so good. Changes afoot. Still unsettled. Hope all is well at Casa Hobbo. Regards to Dauph.
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We are considering moving (I think downsizing is the in phrase), so trying not to get stressed. Dauphy helps!
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The little one with large ears says to the effect, “Not to try, to do.” I find it quite impossible to NOT stress. Just get something taken care of and along comes some boob with another restriction, requirement, or absurd wrinkle. And us at our old and fragile stage of life. DO try not to stress. If downsizing is in the smokey crystal for you, it will happen, stress or no stress. I’ve done the stress way. Gonna now try to do it the no-stress way. Good luck on your endeavor. Espie.
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Thank you Espie for those wise words. I will endeavour to adhere to them.
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