So true!!! Quite amazing when you think about it. I mean, I’m pretty impressed that somebody invented bread. And what about knitting??? Who the hell put yarn on two sticks and figured out how to flick them about to make it mesh. And then (post polo mints) there’s bicycles. Imagine setting out for the first time on two wheels in a straight line. Do you think the person’s spouse was running along behind holding the seat yelling advice?
LOL I just read it all to Mr Worms. He reckons the first bicycle rider was the inventor’s kid with Dad running going “I’m sure it’ll work. Just hold onto your teeth, lad!”
And a coffee bean grinder. Iβm so glad not to be bashing beans against a rock every morning, just so Mr M can get his blood pressure moving. And what about soap? Did someone taste it first to see if it was edible, and when their mouth started foaming they declared, βitβs soap; donβt shoot me; I donβt have rabies.β
we’d still be in the Stone Age without them, Hobbo; three cheers for that bloke who invented the wheel π
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π I know John, without wheels, we wouldn’t have polo mints. Can you imagine!
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Thank you Eleanor π§‘
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So true!!! Quite amazing when you think about it. I mean, I’m pretty impressed that somebody invented bread. And what about knitting??? Who the hell put yarn on two sticks and figured out how to flick them about to make it mesh. And then (post polo mints) there’s bicycles. Imagine setting out for the first time on two wheels in a straight line. Do you think the person’s spouse was running along behind holding the seat yelling advice?
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π€£ How very visionary of you Worms. vision and imagination, a heady combination!
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LOL I just read it all to Mr Worms. He reckons the first bicycle rider was the inventor’s kid with Dad running going “I’m sure it’ll work. Just hold onto your teeth, lad!”
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π€£π€£π€£ Tell Mr worms he is bang on the money!
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And a coffee bean grinder. Iβm so glad not to be bashing beans against a rock every morning, just so Mr M can get his blood pressure moving. And what about soap? Did someone taste it first to see if it was edible, and when their mouth started foaming they declared, βitβs soap; donβt shoot me; I donβt have rabies.β
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π€£π€£ And who first said,”I know the plot is rubbish, but it’s only a soap.”
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