Noles
Noles
I'm fillin' a nole
Where the bloke fixed the gas,
So the man on the dole
Can easily pass.
I'm diggin' a nole
For the chaps from the Watter
Board, wi' their pole
To stand round and natter.
I'm fillin' a nole
Where the Watter Board went,
This work takes its toll,
I'm a'most clagged, spent.
I'm diggin' a nole
For t'electric chap,
W'un't it be funny
If he fell in it, slap!
I'm fillin' a nole
But I've run out o' muck,
So, I'll fill it wi' coal
And cinders for luck.
I'm diggin' a nole
This time for the Sky
And the watching of goals,
Homeward bound, I ask why?
Why the diggin' of noles
Is no complication,
But bosses in charge
Needs coordination!
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