My Yorksher girl
My Yorksher girl
My girl, is a Yorksher pearl,
She's a wine drinking, beer sinking,
hard swearing, tattoo wearing,
love making, back breaking,
French kissing, teeth missing,
shit slinging, horrid singing,
weight lifting, heavy shifting,
dart playing, dragon slaying,
fat frying, bare-faced lying,
curse yelling, B.O smelling,
dole scrounging, lizard lounging,
thought provoking, heavy smoking,
pub stripping, skinny dipping,
twice in jail, hard as nails,
fast food eating, husband cheating,
body hairy, downright scary,
stay up late, overweight,
opinionated, overrated,
pox carrying, never marrying,
pudding of a Yorksher girl!
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ππ. Sounds like my idea of a dream come true.
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A wonderful woman! π
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wait… husband cheating and never marrying? π€
-David
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Canβt be pigeonholed, David! π
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π€ Ingrid π€
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Didn’t say whose husband!
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Exactly π
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Ah, but whose husband!
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*laughing*
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She sounds like a riot!
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π€£ A proper Bradford belle!
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I thought this would be soppy and saccharine but it is refreshingly madcap and mischievous π
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π€£π€£ For a Yorkshireman, this is very soppy!
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Dragon slaying is something everyone should include on their CV… truthfully or not.
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π€£ I see an awkward conversation about how big the dragon was, and what particular method of slaying was favoured.
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A pen of course ππ and Iβve been told size doesnβt matter.
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π€£π€£π€£ Brilliant, and in doing so, you must say in a silly french accent, ‘In the nom of the plume, I declare this petit dragon well and truly mort!
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β¦ c’est bon ! π
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Are they all that spunky? π
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π Only the better class ones!
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She’s all that!
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π€£…and more!
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Not all of those women are from down your way you know ππ€
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π Only the majority!
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Sounds like a gem. Love her already.
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If you met her, you couldn’t help but love her! π€£
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Who needs Shakespeare when we have you Hobbo!
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π€£ I bet you recognised her Vinny!
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Certainly did!
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