Men!
When I fall in love
it will be for a minute.
For I know there ain't
any future in it.
It won't be long
until she says, with a frown,
"Why don't men
put the bloody lid down!"
Well, you have to admit, it’s a bit weird that this generally accepted point of difference between men and women is a bit weird if such an important detail is unknown. π
true story: a wife tells her husband it’s okay to go for a two day conference, she’ll be all right by herself; husband comes home early , sees the toilet seat is UP!!! the shit really hits the fan —–
Iβm sure itβs pit the lid on many a relationship!
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The beginning of the end for many a romance!
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Is it the lid or the seat that arguments are about?
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π€£ Now, that’s the sort of pedantic attitude that starts the argument in the first place!π
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Well, you have to admit, it’s a bit weird that this generally accepted point of difference between men and women is a bit weird if such an important detail is unknown. π
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Well just put it down πͺ
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ππ But men have enough to do, don’t they!
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And that’s a second of wasted time I guessπ
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π€£π€£π€£ Absolutely, and i apologise if this is winding you up. I am only kidding you know. Ask Mrs H if you need a reference.
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I know you areπ
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π€£π€£ Thank goodness! I thought for a minute…
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true story: a wife tells her husband it’s okay to go for a two day conference, she’ll be all right by herself; husband comes home early , sees the toilet seat is UP!!! the shit really hits the fan —–
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π€£π€£ A dead giveaway!
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It’s an age old question, and will never be answered.
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This is especially troublesome in the middle of the night.
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π For both parties!
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In some countries they just have a hole in the floor. Also a way to solve an issue like that.
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π€£ I have seen those things! With grab rails at each side! π
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