Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Men!
Men! When I fall in love it will be for a minute. For I know there ain't any future in it. It won't be long until she says, with a frown, "Why don't men put the bloody lid down!"
I’m sure it’s pit the lid on many a relationship!
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The beginning of the end for many a romance!
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Is it the lid or the seat that arguments are about?
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🤣 Now, that’s the sort of pedantic attitude that starts the argument in the first place!😂
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Well, you have to admit, it’s a bit weird that this generally accepted point of difference between men and women is a bit weird if such an important detail is unknown. 😂
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🤣🤣🤣
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Well just put it down 😪
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😂😂 But men have enough to do, don’t they!
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And that’s a second of wasted time I guess😂
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🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely, and i apologise if this is winding you up. I am only kidding you know. Ask Mrs H if you need a reference.
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I know you are😂
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🤣🤣 Thank goodness! I thought for a minute…
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true story: a wife tells her husband it’s okay to go for a two day conference, she’ll be all right by herself; husband comes home early , sees the toilet seat is UP!!! the shit really hits the fan —–
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🤣🤣 A dead giveaway!
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It’s an age old question, and will never be answered.
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😂
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This is especially troublesome in the middle of the night.
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😂 For both parties!
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In some countries they just have a hole in the floor. Also a way to solve an issue like that.
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🤣 I have seen those things! With grab rails at each side! 😂
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