Justice

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Justice

The grumpy old giant,
a bully, defiant,
ate a diet of children and mice.
He battered his wife
to an inch of her life,
so, she went to the cops for advice.

The police acted quick,
and soon, he was nicked,
the judge said,"That anger needs lancing."
He was sentenced to hell,
locked into his cell,
and made to watch Strictly Come Dancing.

8 Comments on “Justice

  1. LOL Didn’t really know if this was funny or serious until the last line. Although I suppose the diet of children and mice ought to have given me a clue. Guess you’re a fan of “Strictly Come Dancing” then? ๐Ÿ˜€ I’ve never watched it. So I can giggle without offending anybody. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. I love this to bits! (and I refuse to watch Strictly this year). I’ve been loyal to this show for decades, but I’m bored with it.

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  3. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! We have the Strictly come dancing in Sweden to. My wife loves it. For me the take away is the two judges from Britain struggling with the Swedish.

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