Religion
Twas on a Tuesday morning
The vicar came to call.
He said, "My child, I've noticed,
You don't go to church, at all."
"Well, the way I see it father,
He must be very busy,
Requests, shout-outs, and favours
Must leave him in a tizzy."
"I've considerately decided,
And it isn't on a whim,
If God himself leaves me alone,
Then I'll not bother Him."
"I'll try to help my neighbour,
And do the best I can,
But religion's not my forte,
I am just a kind old man."
Ah. A kind man. What more could any priest/vicar/clergyman ask for?
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🤣🤣 A kind man who goes to church occasionally.
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😂
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I’m not convinced God cares under which roof we stand when we pray.
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I feel fairly confident that he doesn’t! 🙂
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